Random thoughts over the Internet
Jun 23
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Darth Vader:
Luke... I am your father!
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Luke Skywalker:
Noooo! That's impossible!
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Darth Vader:
It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!
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Luke Skywalker:
That's... improbable.
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Darth Vader:
And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
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Luke Skywalker:
That's... highly unlikely...
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Darth Vader:
And as a kid, I built C-3PO!
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Luke Skywalker:
...wha?
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[time passes]
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Darth Vader:
And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!
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Luke Skywalker:
[smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!
