Random thoughts over the Internet
Jun 11
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Howard:
Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
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Sheldon:
That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
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Howard:
Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
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Sheldon:
Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, will I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
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Raj:
You might be bound by them right now.
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Howard:
That's true, have you ever harmed a human being, or through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?
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Sheldon:
Of course not.
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Raj:
Have you ever harmed yourself or let yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?
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Sheldon:
Well, no.
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Howard:
I smell robot.
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(Leonard walks in)
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Leonard:
What's going on around here?
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Sheldon:
The internet's been down for half an hour.
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Raj:
Also, Sheldon might be a robot.
